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Dating Tips
Hello cult members! With Valentine’s Day very recently under our belts, I think it’s an appropriate time of the year to discuss dating. Here’s a brief summary of some tactics that I swear by. Try them out for yourself and let me know how it goes! If it goes well (which it will) send me…
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Tulsa
Hello cult members! Sorry for the delay in posting this; I’ve been off sailing and pillaging. The life of a pirate doesn’t make discipline easy. I think that my hometown is a good place to start with this blog. Discussing its quirks and issues will hopefully provide an appropriate context for my writing, since I…
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Welcome to the Cult
Hello and welcome! I’m so glad you’re here. You’ve found the Internet’s only tiny cult of pirates, or perhaps cult of tiny pirates. I have no idea how I got here or how you got here, but I’ve got some ideas about where this thing could go, and I sure hope you’ll come along for…